I've got so much to tell you and I don't write it because I feel like I can't tell you about now when I haven't yet explained then. And, if you haven't noticed, I'm kinda long winded...so I feel like I can't catch up! How about one long explaination and then we'll be good. Deal?
"Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks."