On the flip side, I'm absolutely TERRIFIED every time I use the bathroom, which is a lot because I drink more water than any normal human should. I carry these two huge water bottles to our water cooler at work every morning and drink them throughout the day. Drinking my water keeps me from eating constantly, what can I say... I'm apparently orally fixated. On a positive note, the huge amount of water I consume daily have done absolute wonders for my skin, I really haven't had a blemish since I started drinking. I can say that my mother was actually right when she told me drinking water would make my skin fabulous, though I'd never tell her that, she's kinda of an "I told you so" kind of gal, my mother. The downside, I pee just about every 10 minutes at work. Since I work in entirely too close of quarters with my co-workers I'm sure they either think that a.) I'm a ranging bulimic or b.) I'm pregnant or c.) shooting up intravenous drugs in the bathroom.
How is that for a tangent? As I was originally saying, I am terrified to go to the bathroom, I'm so sure every time that I walk into the stall that the spotting has returned and my hopes will come crashing down. I almost don't want to drink my requisite two jugs of water so I just don't have to actually go into the bathroom all day long. Like I could somehow ward it off by holding it. How is that for skewed infertility logic for you?
Please send me ::STAY AWAY DAMNED SPOT:: vibes!
“Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting. That is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow - that is patience.”