Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Have a Happy WHAT?...

"Have a happy period."

Who came up with this gem of an advertising campaign? Whether you are TTC or not I know very few people who have "happy periods". If must have been a man. No woman would ever suggest that AF coming to visit it anything but a pain in the... well, you know. Sure, bleeding like a stuck pig while suffering through heinous cramps and biting my:: insert any person that might cross my path during this time::'s head off is a freaking lark. Dude, if I ever meet you I will punch you in the neck. No, I'm not kidding. Why all the anger? Oh... you know, it's that HAPPY time of the month. Idiot.

Note: There was a post about this on BOTB a couple months ago that was far funnier than my own. But I totally feel it every time I see that stupid commercial so I felt the need to write it out. Especially the punching the bigwig ad man in the neck part. That would be satisfying.

When you're TTC/T-TTC it is even worse. Every month when AF starts it is like a huge, blinking sign saying something to the effect of :

"YOU FAIL"

"DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT A BABY"

"TAKE THAT SUCKA".

Boo. I hate AF. It is NEVER a "Happy Period".

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the priviledge."
-Unknown

10 comments:

Marcy said...

Where did you see that??

To be fair, for women who are NOT wanting to get PG a period can be a very happy occurrence, insuring that there's no baby on the way that month. And in some cultures periods are celebrated and looked upon as a great thing, as opposed to a pain in the... ; )

Anonymous said...

ha! agreed! bastard!

Anonymous said...

re: marcy, Always uses it in their advertising.

as much as I hate my period, i am not looking forward to menopause.

Bev said...
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Bev said...

Marcy- It's an Always ad campaign with an irritating woman saying "Have a Happy Period. Always."

I'm thinking that most women, even the one who are NOT wanting to get pregnant, don't exactly love getting their period. I could be wrong but personally, I've never met anyone who has actually enjoyed it. I mean, it isn't the most comfortable time of the month, right? :)

I am not looking forward to menopause either. I had a taste of the hot flashes when I've been on Clomid and they NOT FUN either!

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Anonymous said...

bev...I'm so sorry. I wrote that last comment. I feel awful. I'm having a really crappy day and for some stupid reason, I took it out on you. Please forgive me. I just have read a lot about the 'Have a Happy Period' slogan lately and I was tired of seeing it again. This is YOUR blog, and I have no right to negatively comment on your choice of topic. I'd feel better if you deleted that comment. Once again, I'm sorry. That is SO not me.

Bev said...
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Bev said...

It's ok. I'm totally PMSing today. I knew full well that someone had written that on BOTB, but I just felt the exact same way after seeing the commercial when I started AF the other day.

I've actually never seen it on a blog, but someone posted a freaking hilarious open letter on BOTB. I remember it being really funny, but I don't remember exactly what it said so my blog might be more similar than I realized.

Anyways, don't worry about it. I jumped right on you too. ;)

shrinkedink said...

It really does a number on me to get my period right now.. it makes me feel like I am never going to get a baby. What was worse was not having a period for a long time but not being pregnant either. I was happy to get a period but I didn't have a happy period. Seceretly, I hoped I would ovulate and get pregnant in that time period and go from being worried if I was going to get my period to happy I was pregnant. No such luck. Sorry you got your period.

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